Howard Karloff writes in to remind everyone that the STOC 2014early registration deadline is coming up soon (Apr 30 !). Please make sure to register early and often (ok maybe not the last part). There will be tutorials ! workshops ! posters ! papers ! and an off-off-Broadway production of Let It Go, a tragicomic musical about Dick Lipton's doomed effort to stop working on proving P = NP.
At least a constant fraction of the above statements are true.
And if you are still unconvinced, here's a picture of Columbia University, where the workshops and tutorials will take place: