Courtesy of

Aaron 'A-Dogg' Archer, some excerpts of PHAT Rappamatics....

**U Can't Bound This**
...

Cutting planes, by far

best found in a dimly lit bar

so flip, that coaster in the air {ADogg flips a coaster}

Call Bill Cook, run a comb through your hair

Now follow, the central path

Scale that data make your polytope phat

So make, your step-size large

Do this in practice, it's fast to converge.

[quadratic convergence]

...

**Ramanujan's Revenge**
....

I need a math transfusion.

My blood pressure's turnin' into fusion.

I've been racin' and pacin' ,

sweepin' the nation

'cuz mathematic lingo is what we're facin' .

Talkin' homomorphic, endomorphic, isomorphic, automorphic,

homotopic, isotopic, polytopic, can t stop it.

Every single theorem that I hold in my pocket

is BAD, too hot to handle.

I've got theorems that would cause a scandal.

Activated, iterated, integrated, combinated,

numerated, permutated, bifurcated, conjugated.

I can't stop, 'cuz the rhythm has got me.

Without math you re Mr. Softee,

and if you disagree that math is happenin' ,

I'll be on your butt like a contraction mappin' .

Down with MIP?

*Yeah, you know me.*
Down with MIP?

*Yeah, you know me.*
Down with MIP?

*Yeah, you know me.*
Who's down with MIP?

*All the homies.*
Word.