5-yr anniversaries

I just got my 5-year anniversary congratulations letter in the mail. For those who are curious, it starts off 'Dear Fellow Employee', and goes downhill from there. In what is possibly the most bizarre way of felicitating employees, I was asked to go to a website to "purchase" this letter (for free, thankfully), with all the associated "add to shopping cart" and "check out" activities.

As always, Dilbert has the best take on the situation: